You either die an Iverson or live long enough to see yourself become a Carter?

There were serious arguments over whether he or LeBron should be drafted first.

Remember back in 2003 when there were arguments being made that he was the true #1 choice instead of Lebron?  I think he was maybe relevant then.

It seems pretty ridiculous now, but there was an entire era before advanced stats became widespread where conventional wisdom was that anyone who scored 20+ ppg was elite, and if you were over 25 ppg, why, you were surely one of the very best of that era to play the game.

Melo can still get buckets goddammit. Give him 15 mins/game with the second unit and he’ll be effective, shitty defense and all

he believes his relatively abrupt exits from Oklahoma City and Houston were about more than basketball.

I have my MBA and over a decade of corporate experience. Here’s the summary of my recommendations:

Dude seems to be upset that a 33 win team got handed the best player of all time and he suddenly had expectations. By the way, this was after convincing his boss at the time to draft Anthony Bennett #1 overall (which essentially got said boss fired and Griffin promoted to GM) and bringing in David Blatt (among other gr…

I ate three slices of pizza and drank a sugar-free Red Bull. I nearly threw up twice during the game, but I got shots up and hit six threes.

Beautiful.

That sounds like more of a Florida Woman kind of thing to do.

Another bar,from the looks of her BAC.

The bottom of a dumpster?

Surprise! Beloved President Ronald Reagan Was a Racist: Unearthed Call to Then-President Nixon Proves It

The motherfucker cut a damn album about how Medicare will bring about a socialist dictatorship:

For those of us who were around and aware during his presidency, there is nothing at all surprising about this “revelation”.

In the immortal words of the barber from Brooklyn:

Imaginary sexism is the worst kind of sexism

It’s no Norm McDonald roast of roasts, but it’s not bad.