Hopefully they don't take it too far into Syfy Original Movie territory… I better not ever hear about "Jurassic Beatdown: Mecha-Indominus vs Velocidactyl"…

I have to agree with you on that, but once they’ve put that sense of wonder out there with the first movie, it’s not easy to replicate for the sequel.

4 days, 74 days, it's all relative…

So does this take him out of the running for awards season? His performance was enhanced by using drugs…

No, they just now got ANOTHER writer for this. I think there's already been 2 or 3 (from other reports), but more writers = better story, right? Just like too many cooks make a most excellent broth…

I'll put it in the shoebox under my bed with the others…

Dude, your haiku is all over the place. 1/10

In this retelling, King Kong is actually a human baby that is found and raised by giant gorillas after washing ashore on Skull Island. He also has the ability to hide his thermal signature and camouflage. Just cos.

A wizard did it…

You could probably find someone, but whether or not they REMEMBER seeing it in the theater in 1933, well that's a different story, and one that reminds me of the time that I stowed away on the Hindenburg with some cigarettes and… too soon?

He could argue that he's trying to return to the style of the original trilogy…

Yep, the new dinos were all referred to as female, and there was no mention of breeding in the wild. As much as people hate JP3, at least it started hinting at feathers/quills. Unfortunately the 'ALAN!' raptor was a male, and Grant wouldn't have been familiar with a live male raptor, unless the Isla Sorna dinos had…

Don't forget he didn't just direct it, he also wrote it. I think that accounts for at least 90% of the issues with the film. The fact that he's writing the JW sequel means we'll get to see if his stories are better with someone else at the helm…

Well, it's still sort of Hollywood related, so they'd probably have some sort of ceremony… or maybe a pageant? But in all seriousness, when I saw the headline I was hoping that Chris Pratt had put up HIS bike for a charity auction, and now I'm a bit bummed that he didn't…

Because his contact was a member of the supply boat crew, so couldn't really come to him (top secret theme park and all) to pick it up… I don't think this was actually EXPLAINED, more like it was assumed that people would figure it out… since the visitor's centre was in the interior of the island, he would have to…

When the T-rex breaks through the fence, you see all of the cables coming loose for other sections of the fence to the side of where it breaks out. The kids' car is not directly across from where the rex breaks out, it is a little further up the road (not much, but still…). The real issue is that the rex ate the goat…

Agreed, although I guess they could do something similar to the T-Rex Kingdom and seal people inside an "invisible" barrier… but is there any particular reason why they were so hostile to everything except each other? I know it's silly to speculate on the behaviour of genetically engineered extinct flying reptiles,…

Would they both happen to be aviary related?

At times the Harry Potter kids seemed to have it, but that may be because some of the more experienced adult actors were being a bit shonky… maybe they directed it that way on purpose? I've noticed that most child actors don't tend to get work as they get older…

At least the droids got away!