I would actually watch this, lol…

She never said she was a role model…

LOL… I actually have thought up some truly ridiculous movies specifically with SyFy in mind (as a joke), complete with cheesy titles and absolutely awful taglines… I wonder if they'd buy them? I'm sure I can pad Dinocano out a bit to include their standard character archetypes…

I don't think it was QUITE that bad as it still had a little too much structure… (I definitely got the 'SyFy Original Movie with a Hollywood Budget' vibe from San Andreas though)… the SyFy version of Jurassic World would probably also have some inexplicable plot about a dormant volcano on the island suddenly becoming…

Let me know how you think the sequels have aged… I think TLW is a better film than JP3 (technically), yet JP3 seems more rewatchable than TLW (maybe because it's shorter and simpler?)… both have completely different issues, and there seems to be quite a bit of debate as to which one is "the worst JP sequel"…

Seriously? Both TLW and JP3 were set on Isla Sorna (Site B). Only JP and JW have been set on the original island (Isla Nublar)… I'll assume that like most people you probably haven't watched JP3 very often!

I've seen some flaming piles of dung over the years, but I've never walked out of a movie (even if I've gotten free tickets) because it seems ridiculously pretentious to me. Plus I don't think you can accurately provide feedback for the entire film because you don't know if the ending somehow managed to redeem it (not…

Either way, there's an inaccuracy somewhere!

That's the most probable explanation, although without knowing how quickly these things grow it's difficult to say… I would really love some sort of backstory on it!

I think you'll find that most YouTubers are just opinionated smartasses (as though having access to a camera and an internet connection is somehow exclusive). Just roll your eyes and move on…

Lol, anyone who needs someone else to think for them has serious issues. I'm completely unsurprised that some people won't like the film (I was on the verge of that myself after the first viewing), but people have different tastes and interests so no single film can please everyone. JW has still had the highest…

There was a theory on one of the IMDB boards maybe around 6 months ago that speculated the Spinosaurus from JP3 was actually a kind of Indominus v1.0 (using a different combination of splices) and Grant misidentified it (because he wouldn't have known this was happening)… I must admit, after seeing JW this idea kind…

That's basically the same way I grade them, I reserve 5s for movies that don't leave any impression whatsoever on me… like a "yeah, this movie seems alright, but I can't be bothered with it" kind of thing… 0-4 is for movies that are just downright bad, and I've probably given that rating to a surprising number of…

SPOILERS - Well, 1) the indominus was pretty big and seemed to awe the raptors, 2) they obviously sensed it was part raptor, and 3) it picked up the lingo pretty quickly… which oddly has led me to wonder why Owen wasn’t using one of those raptor resonating chambers from JP3 instead of the clicker (which I couldn’t…

I thought they were using tranquilizers? Except the dimorphodon that got shot by the asshat in the chopper (which was somehow flying TOWARDS the island? As though it had come from somewhere else? Weird), and (SPOILER) I think there was only one shown death in that scene (not counting the ones at the aviary) which was…

With my first viewing I wasn't as wowed as I wanted to be, and I thought that was odd cos I didn't feel that I'd had any specific expectations. Either way, I still thought it was probably worth a 6… Second viewing, I'd had time to ruminate and knew which specific parts irritated me, so I made sure to pay closer…

But shouldn't it have been accurate? All species shown in the movie were on the website, but not all species on the website were shown in the movie. That tells me that there was some sort of reference used…

Definitely after, ID4 was 1996, TLW was 1997…

Possible spoilers - I'm starting to think that the whole Zara character was added just so Claire didn't have to die… think about it, what did she actually add to the film? Also, on my second viewing, I wasn't quite sure that the mosasaur DID get Zara, it almost looked like she fell out the side of the mouth as it was…

Definitely interested in your "real opinion"! Mine changed quite a bit after the 2nd viewing… I still think there was some places that things went needlessly wrong, but otherwise… I can live with it :D