+1 That’s Gould, Jerry! Gould!

Revenge is a dish best served Gould.

Long time lurker, first time caller.

See what happens when a Ball gets loose?!?

Austin Rivers is the Clippy of basketball players. He’s clearly trying to help, but even at his best, he’s annoying as all fuck.

“See what happens when you let players take a knee? Failing NFL now harming NBA! Sad!”

Late in last night’s win over the Los Angeles Lakers, Austin Rivers fell onto Blake Griffin’s knee while scrambling with Lonzo Ball for a loose ball.

In that analogy, Swaggy P is the dude with his mobile out yelling “WOOOOOORRRLDSTAAAAAAR!”

Pictured: Curry (left) and Durant.

If they ever actually fought, I think Russ would literally dismember Durant.

“Pardon me. Would you have any Grey Poupon?”

Cameraman: dammit MARTA!!!!!!

This feels like a metaphor for something but I can’t quite place it....

Carroll: This sure looks like an inside job.

Is it really that surprising that someone frustrated with a bad team would not be willing to injure himself and potentially end his career for a losing season, but would sing a different tune for a team with legit SB hopes?

Interesting philosophy...

Don’t forget we east coast liberal elites need to show more empathy for these people.

If it makes you feel any better, just remember that this is what their lives have come to. Look at these people for what they are. Old, angry, most likely forced into retiring early, and ignorant. They’ll never change. This is what the rest of their miserable lives will look like. The two of them, sitting around,…

NWA, Niggaz 4 Life:

The sad thing about America is that we’re carpet-bombing and bulldozing the Middle East when we should be doing that to these towns here. I don’t care about their economic depression or anything, these are just horrible people. Fuck Johnstown, PA and fuck these residents.