No matter what, this kids will learn to respect the National Anthem and the National Invitation Tournament!

I drink his tears. But only because they’re perfectly pH balanced to my body’s chakra and infused with minerals and a lemon flavor.

Finally a chance to throw batteries at someone’s head out of joy instead of anger.

Alex Smith for five years? Oddly enough, that’s not the dumbest thing I’ve heard come out of D.C. tonight.

“It’s like I’m living a movie,” Mr. Smith said, when asked for comment.

This is a complete abdication of journalistic responsibility and a massive insult to everyone affected by this person’s wrongdoing.

If you think this is crazy, wait until I tell you what Fox *News* has completely ignored

I wish I had a snarky comment for this. I’m out of ‘em. Fuck that ridiculous right-wing cabal of sham networks and everything they stand for.

Congratulations to FlowersforAlgernonCrumpler for this comment on Deadspin’s blog post about LeBron James’ Instagram

To me, the biggest issue is marketing. The game has so many good young stars right now and the league does a piss poor job of promoting them. Would the average person know who Francisco Lindor or Carlos Correa is if they saw them walking down the street? Probably not. They’d sure as hell recognize someone like Lebron…

That is an excellent point. Going into this game I’m sure the New England Patriots were going to give it maybe 75%. I mean there’s a lot of pressure to win, and Belichick runs a pretty tight ship, but it gets cold sometimes and it’s late in the year, and I would be willing to bet they just aren’t properly motivated.

“Then he found Diggs at the 34-yard line, and I thought Diggs was just gonna hop out of bounds to stop the clock. For a split second, I was like, “What is he doing?!”

(Not that I watched the game but...) A lot of credit to Tagovailoa for being game ready, as well as the coaching staff for investing in their backup.

I’ve found being anti Trump is kind of a litmus test for people I like. Finding out someone likes Trump these days is like finding out someone was a serial killer pre-Dotard, it represents a serious and obvious defect and it’s scary that you didn’t detect it based on other behavior.

She said “fucking retar-”, I believe.

“I just hate losing the three home games,” USM head coach Scott Berry said. “I’m sure it’s going to cost us for sure. That’s three gates and everything that goes into a game day in terms of revenue.”

Republican freedom to discriminate against LGBTQ

This is what happens when you eat too many Ls.

Everybody from the Deep South pretends like they’re descended from genteel benevolent plantation owners who treated their slaves so well that they didn’t want to stop being slaves, when in reality most of them are descended from degenerate convicts, serial debtors, and literal dirt farmers all too poor to have ever…

Wrong. Philly fans are almost as insufferable as Boston fans and they’ve never fucking won anything in the past 30 years, besides one world series. If Philly teams had anywhere near the success of Boston teams, we’d have to nuke Philly to shut them up.