“We’re going to keep winning and make it all the way safely into the playoffs, just like the Donner Party”

“We can’t have the inmates running the prison,” McNair said.

The Civil Rights Act of 1917 really was a landmark piece of legislation now that I think about it.

I thought “duck duck gray duck” was one of your “hotdishes”

C’mon man, you saw all those hits he took last year? He don’t remember shit.

Rule of thumb: if you refer to women as “females,” you’re just telling on yourself.

More than 10 times a day. And it really, truly is mentally and spiritually exhausting. I can’t imagine how much worse it would be if I were one of the dozens of millions of people who sit more squarely in the crosshairs of the cruelty and hatred he embodies.

So, seriously, I know we’re 10 months in but how often do the rest of you have one of those “Oh right, Donald Fucking Trump is the President of the United States” moments? It happens to me less often now but still, you know, once or twice a week. The guy they used to make fun of in Bloom County, the guy Ali G screwed…

Pretty sure they allow people from outside the city limits into the stadium as well.

It was never about the anthem.

Forcing private citizens to stand for the National Anthem is the most perversely unpatriotic thing I can imagine. They are not military personnel. They are not representing the United States of America. A good number of them are not Americans. You want to play your little song, fine (not really, that’s also weird, but…

I’d watch what I say about Barkley. You know what he’s capable of...

This is like the time me and some buddies were driving down to Buffalo to see a Sabres game. We all met up at my buddy Aidan’s house and we were about to get in the car and, with it clearly in sight, I called Shotgun. Clear rules, right?

He doesn’t regret it though. Reread his statement. He regrets that it’s linked to the fire department.

Seriously. How can you suddenly express regret for what you said when you went out of your way to emphasize that you said it?

Ending his Facebook post with “Yes I said it” not only showed how strong Smith’s convictions were, it also proved that he has to sound out everything he writes.

I want to go as Drew on chopped but I can’t find a store that sells a shirt even remotely as bad as that one