the women’s lounge is obviously for breast feeding. you have kids... this should not be hard to figure out. 

that wine opener thing is fucking stupid (for red wines at least) because they NEED to air out to taste how they should. suck on that william SONOMA. are you even really from sonoma?? your lack of wine knowledge makes me think you ARE NOT

i too put hot sauce on a chicken pot pie!! it is a must.

you seem cool and also thank u for cementing my desire to never give birth lol

do they mean this for like their corporate employees who work in an office? or the restaurant workers? this means very different things for each group.

RANCH IS THE BEST. ranch + sriracha is a very good combo though

lol at the girl in that video calling those places thrift stores. I know exactly where she was on Melrose in LA, and those are all well curated mostly over-priced vintage stores. 

this was amazing ashley, thank you for the lols. 

I got a 35 on the ACT after forgetting I was taking it until 10pm the night before when I called my other friend to see what she was doing and she told me, “nothing Im taking the ACT in the morning, arent you too??” I was, in fact.

ugh after work on weekdays is when i like to go, but it is when my grocery store is most crowded. 

came here to say the same!! its def worth a watch

bummer. i always liked seeing CK on the red carpet.

omg Buckle!!! i forgot about that place

I grew up in cali too, but my dad’s family is all from Michigan and my stepmom’s from Minnesota. Exactly this. 

Oh god, the restaurant I worked at had satellite radio and we had like 5-6 approved stations and I STILL eventually knew every song on every station.

i stopped working in restaurants in like 2011 and only LAST YEAR was i able to enjoy xmas music again

This was a lovely piece of writing. My mom was super health conscious and the only time we did get fast food was on road trips... and even then it was usually In N Out. McD’s was a last resort. Eating as an adult is really all about the nostalgia. It’s a quintessential American experience.

mine was basically the same as yours Allison!! i lived off of ramen and frozen veggies cooked just like that. I’d also add some soy sauce and sriracha and maybe an egg if I had one. 

I went to a circus/performing arts camp as a kid, stuff like trapeze, stilt-walking, unicycling etc. Day 1 there was a camp wide “how to fall” class that EVERYONE had to attend. I now go to a rock climbing gym and they have “how to fall” posters everywhere that basically say the same thing i learned at camp! so so…

blackmilk makes lots of stuff like that! or maybe asos??