AOC has done a FUCKING FABULOUS job of reclaiming some of Jesus’s teachings for the left and turning the right’s “this is what jesus would have wanted” bullshit back on them. I’m pretty sure Jesus wouldnt have wanted people to die of completely treatable ailments in the “greatest” country in the world. Nor would he…

i love Taraji and will def watch this when it comes out on video but this is basically what i expected. we know what men are thinking. y’all arent sneaky or subtle in any way. 

that was sure a lot of words when “not all  men” would have covered it. 

sounds just like the one that made me sleep thru a house party!!! seriously fuuuuuck those things. i dont trip on weed, even when super stoned. i just get super dizzy and nauseous and then pass out. 

hello stacey please run for senate and then pres. thanks.

i think it was this year... the one where he was watching her from the crawlspace and had drilled a hole in the wall behind her dresser???????? FORK THAT

seconded, tea is so annoying to prep/serve.

yes you cheating on your future wife and them not telling makes you all... super cool. 

clip them into the toilet with your foot propped up on the edge of the bowl like everyone else does. duh. 

i’m a stoner and have been for years and... gravity bongs are the devil. i once slept through an entire house party. dont do gravity bongs. 

Everyone in my family eats ice cream with a fork. usually right out of the carton. It’s easier to get a good bite when it’s really frozen with a fork than with a spoon.

at least she would throw it out! my bf does this but just opens a new one and leaves the old one sitting there. 

omg my boyfriend does this too. not with stuff he’s eating but with things in the fridge/freezer/pantry. He’s convinced he’ll use that last bit for something so dont throw it out!!! i know right now in our fridge there is one spoonful of leftover pasta sauce in a tupperware, and TWO tupperwares of tiny amounts of…

or produce and direct the movie........ we really dont need another Stephen Spielberg movie and especially not fucking this one.

where is this spanish west side story?? has it been produced?

i always love this joke

im not a gamer, but i get this when i finish a really good book! 

going outside!! ive always loved the outdoors but the older i get (I’m 30) the more i make going outside in my free time a priority. shit’s just better in the sunshine.

AND completely discounting its place in history. whether you want to wear it now or not doesn’t affect its influence in fashion

yasssss *snaps* thank you for breaking this down.