just when i didnt think i could like the rock more.

i forgot the best one. I was at Coachella, this would have been 2011 or 2012 and was wandering around alone one night (drugs) and ran into McLovin. I was very excited and he agreed to take a selfie with me but then I realized it was super dark and there was no way it would come out. He also came into a a restaurant I…

i worked at restaurants in LA and BH so I have a few.

Brows, yes. I’m hispanic and hairy and havent plucked them in well over 2 years at this point. I don’t have armpit hair now but have at times in the past. 

lol i started having sex at 15 and didnt figure out how to orgasm until i was 19. 

dude pommes frites tho

so cal does carne asada fries, a stryofoam takeout box filled with fries and topped with carne asada, guac, sourcream, cheese and hot sauce. so good. so bad for you.

my parents did this too but with 60s and 70s stuff (I was born in 88) and there are definitely some random catchphrases that made it into my vernacular and i have no idea what theyre referencing

it is the same dough so... yah.

In so cal (started in San Diego really, but has now spread to LA too) we have carne asada fries. It’s a stryofoam takeout container (always) filled with french fries, topped with carne asada, cheese, guac, sour cream and some kind of salsa or hot sauce. it is the fucking best drunk food. It’s usually served with…

LOL. it only takes one time “Oh! An empty car!... oH GOD NO!!”. No one makes that mistake twice

*Grate.

gardenia is super tough! they are notoriously picky, but beautiful and smell soooo good. i’m guessing you’re over watering the spider plant?? 

gardenia is super tough! they are notoriously picky, but beautiful and smell soooo good. i’m guessing you’re over…

It’s not a major airport but the Burbank Airport is heaven on earth. Especially when compared to LAX. A major reason why I dont want to move to the west side

LAX is far worse than Newark. At least in Newark the TSA agents sass the dumbass passengers who dont listen to directions and take way too long.

ok... i dont really want to discuss what is subversive and what isnt in your opinion... her armpit hair doesnt feel subversive to me. and everyone has bushy brows right now those are farrrr from subversive unless you’re in a flyover state MAYBE

i’m not saying it’s common but it’s not nearly as subversive as it used to be (or as Lourdes probably thinks it is). I’m seeing it A LOT on femmes on instagram and in real life as well (I am in LA but... yah).

this is so sweet, thank you to you and whoever got her the TV and the tickets!!! <3

(this is what commas are for)

they aired it because a lot of the NFL’s base is super racist.