Here’s to hoping Dale follows in the footsteps of his distant cousin Chris and pitches ABC on a sting show where he arranges to meet white supremacists and nationalists he meets online...

Someone down there likes these guys

Thank you Penn State. The tears of Hawkeye fans sustain me. I am set until wrestling season.

GloryHoles by Buick™

Umm, I’ve had college courses that were literally that. So, the hell, you gonna put “being a rapey, predatory douche 101" on their transcripts?

Oh man, a whole 8 page paper? Get right out of town! That’s incredibly cruel to the Eligibility Advisor who had to write those.

My high school swim team practiced at Wheaton College because we didn’t have a pool, and I always felt uncomfortable there. Not like, “in immediate danger” uncomfortable but “I’m an outsider and don’t feel totally welcome here” uncomfortable. The students were generally friendly, but also very religious. I could see…

Chris Speilman’s kid is a meathead hazing/bondage/anal enthusiast? Is that an argument for nurture or nature in his upbringing?

The victim should have accused them of dancing after the hazing—that would get them expelled right off.

About the same as the odds that these guys are awful pricks. There is no way these men should be in school much less playing football. I know they’re young, but they honestly need to serve a 90 day stint in jail for kidnapping, sexual assault, battery, and criminal mischief.

Two-inch margins, for sure.

Well was the essay double or single space?

That’s what I was thinking - It isn’t okay for a theology professor to express a common opinion, but a bunch of men can try to sodomize a freshman?

Other facts: Was founded by evangelical abolitionists in 1860, and was a stop on the Underground Railroad.

“with 50 hours of community service and an eight-page essay assignment about their behavior.”

“The freshman told investigators that his teammates restrained him with more duct tape during the drive, pulled down his shorts and underwear, then repeatedly tried to insert an object into his rectum.”

Another fun fact: Goo Jesus was Peter North’s original stage name.

Yup. So many words in that sentence could’ve been sarcasticated™

Fun facts about Wheaton College.

Thank you for clarifying Wheaton (Ill.). I live right near Wheaton College in Massachusetts and they were often misidentified when Wheaton (Ill.) fired a professor for daring to say that Muslims and Chirstians believe in the same God. A good liberal arts college is as far from a fundamentalist Christian school as you…