Beautiful. Never stop never stopping. +1

God yes. Oh, please, please don’t let this be a “good players had a bad game” thing. PLEASE let this be the beginning of the most soul rending months-long implosion for the Cowboys.

Ladies and gentlemen... I present ‘Florida Man’.

“the Cowboys need to “discipline” Elliott for giving up on the interception”

So are you saying that if it were Christian McCaffrey, that’s the only white running back right?, people would be saying “it’s ok, his legs are probably tired from being so gritty”.

Can’t argue with that.

If there’s a better written personification of meth abuse than this, I haven’t seen it.

wat?

HeREEKiel SMELLSofIT - IT stands for “Intimidating (T)Clown”, because the clown lives in the sewers and eats children and quits on plays and lets down the whole great state of Texas by being a bad clown. That’s who you are, HeReekiel SmellsofIT, you’re a bad clown and I hope the discipline you get is Jason Garrett…

“The problem is that Dallas players with character, behavior, or ethos flaws don’t get passes.”—T.O.

This is the whitest headline ever

That’s back alley dice. No imaginary craps table present, and throwing the imaginary dice on the ground.

I’d say it’s more likely they were playing Cee Lo.

Tune in Tuesday when the NFL announces a fine for the depiction of gambling quickly followed by “The Raiders are moving WHERE?”

Blocked kicks can’t split steel beams.

The highlight truthering is coming from INSIDE THE ARTICLE

So not even the refs pay attention to D-III football.

That wasn’t so much a Hail Mary as just a really long post pattern. Yeah, I’m that guy. Fuck you, too.

Stef, I must respectfully disagree. They most certainly could have been prepared-er.