What you will see Sunday Night is a paid advertisement…a glowing tele-brochure that presents the opening of a new stadium as a moment of grand symbiosis between an NFL team and the city it calls home. A communal rebirth. It is in line with the Great American Myth of the industrial giant—a man who changes the world and…

Thats how it gets you. It sounds great in theory, looks great but just fails in execution. Even the oft repeated recommendation to halve the meatballs doesn’t work as well as the recommendation would make you think. Less ball slippage out the back but bites are either 100% (er, 50%) ball or bread and sauce only

Those chrome wheels are an affront to the senses and taste.

I think they’re at home smoking their glorious No. California sensimilla.

Deadspin: We Actually Don’t Know Shit About Even Our Favorite Sports Teams

Seems dumb for a stadium named “Levi’s” not to have a section 501.

You can tell this cars engineering was done in England by how extreme and sophisticated it is, this car is game changer.

“The 1.6-liter V6 hybrid gasoline motor with direct injection and electrically assisted single turbocharging comes right from the Mercedes-AMG Petronas Formula 1 racing car.”

I love it. super cool to see the F1 tech in it. and i think it looks great. i also think it looks like a ‘no name super car’ from videogames. Like in GTAV when they don’t get the licence for the real cars, so they design it to look _just_ similar enough. I dont know if that means the design is derivative, but to my…

Just back from your vacation under a rock for the last year?

Hamilton looks like he just won the High School Science Fair.

I want Carson back!

Later, the fan was quite upset, realizing that not only had he spent precious hours of his life watching Andy Dalton play a ‘Granddad plays Madden, which is the first time he’s ever played video games’ version of quarterback, but he also lost a hat that he really liked in a completely pointless gesture that was…

Funny enough, I was with a few giants fans and not even 10 seconds after this fantastic catch happened, all I heard about was how this catch has nothing on the David Tyree catch in the super bowl.

BJ Watt sucks.

The younger Watt’s electrifying play is not really all that shocking.

Joe knew.

Just like that old saying: Report sexual assault of a minor by my subordinate to me once- shame on you. Report sexual assault of a minor by my subordinate to me twice- we’ll never speak of it again and then I’ll die before the truth comes out.

Linda Kasabian and Susan Atkins took being in a cult less seriously than your average Nittany Lion Paterno defender.

I never bought the idea that Paterno “didn’t know”. If your #1 assistant is banging 10 year olds in the shower for 25 years, you know. You’re just hoping no one else finds out because hey, this is the guy that made Penn State “Linebacker U”. That’s more important than a few random little kids, right?