I’m only buying it if it comes in an M-Sport X-Drive GranCoupe GT.

Then chop the top off and call it a CrossCabriolet.

Nouveau riche dipshits in every worldly market will buy this in the millions to tower over the plebs and cut them off without signaling.

You rang?

Yeah, but when are they going to make the coupe version of this? And then the four-door version of the coupe of the four-door?

What do you expect? He was late getting back to Dorchester so he could beat up a Vietnamese guy, unprovoked.

In a way, that makes Marky Mark the MOST “Patriot Fan” of all Patriot Fans.

I say this as an American true and proud...fuck Mark Wahlberg.

Wonderful. Especially after that puke inducing pep rally before the game led by Wahlberg. How does Marky Mark have the fucking the gall to go on national TV and tell the tale of the amazing SB comeback he didn’t actually witness because he left the game early when the Pats were getting shit stomped?

That’s karma for that gaudy AF ceremony before kickoff where they sucked their own dicks dry like they were Steve Bannon

It’s crazy the long lasting physical side effects of sports. I rowed all four years of high school and off and on at gyms through my 20s and even though I haven’t sat on a machine in 5 years I still have callouses that developed when I was a teen.
What I’m saying is, this dude will never finger anyone again. 

You see that left thumb over there? That’s what Charlie Sheen’s dick looks like before his intensive moisturizing/simonizing regimen.

“Whatever, man.”

I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again: police union spokesmen are the worst people in America.

When he’s 16 tell him about the Aztec.

A cross between a panzer and a bus

Cop here. I’ll chime in. The video itself isn’t helpful, other than proving that Bennett was detained and handcuffed. Unfortunately, we don’t have the video of what lead up to it. We could see if the officer was a complete asshole (certainly possible) or if Bennett is lying (also possible). I don’t know any of the…

If only there was a nonviolent way for NFL players to peacefully protest what’s happening to minorities in America in a way that would garner mass media attention.

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