What happened to Heidi Gardner’s WU bits? She was so good in them but it’s like she did something bad and they won’t let her do them anymore. She’s not even appearing in many skits either, although you can say that about everyone in the cast 

Mickey Day is the one who sucks. He plays the exact same character in every sketch, the guy who has to break the fourth wall and remark how crazy this thing that is happening to him is. 

Imagine being the kind of weirdo whining about “tedious woke race porn.” Good lord, that’s gotta be bleak.

I find Kyle much more tolerable than Mickey Day, who literally has the same damn high rise inflection in every sketch. Plus, I just hate his face. 

Really dug deep for that little tirade, didnt you kiddo

I don’t think the stores are staffless. There are no cashiers but they still would need some people to help keep the place running.

Seriously. I’ve said this before, but Marianne Williamson had more thoughtful, concrete, meaningful policy proposals, and it’s not even close. Yet her candidacy was laughed off as a joke, while Yang somehow claimed the mantle of Serious Policy Guy.

I don’t think Jenner realizes how much she is disliked by everyone regardless of their politics. I guess being rich insulates you from that kind of thing.

He’s the Elon Musk of “politicians.”

Yeah, I always try to split the lettuce and spinach around 50 / 50 (just because it’s prettier that way!). We still chop our salads...kind of funny, really; Subway stopped chopping salads because it slowed the line down, but then immediately turned around and started offering the Protein Bowl, which is every bit as…

Depends on the manager; I’ve got one that’s really strict about the amount of veggies we can use (there’s a line on the mixing bowl we’re supposed to use), but everybody else (myself included) goes over. A salad (6" portions) shouldn’t cost as much as a foot-long unless you’re getting a salad. I’m filling that fucker…

Thank you for letting us know! It’s always awesome to hear from an employee who has the details about how all this stuff works.

Subway employee here: salads are the same thing, just with a 6" portion of meat and cheese. These are just salads with foot-long portions of meat and cheese and a different bowl. Actually had a lady come in 5 minutes before close last night and try to order one without any toppings...if you plan on doing that, just…

No, but we could definitely stop being stupid.

You personally not caring about something ≠ “noone cares”

Its their only tool....

Mint and chocolate are two of those things that are each delightful, but should never be combined. Like pineapple and pizza, drinking and driving, toasters and bathtubs, etc.

The incumbent president is usually top of mind when Gallup asks Americans to name, without prompting, which man living anywhere in the world they admire most. When the sitting president is not the top choice, it is usually because he is unpopular politically. Even though Trump is similarly unpopular now — 39% approve…

Yes, eating disorders have been around for decades, if not centuries or millennia.

It’s clear that police have no plans to stop shooting Black people—and despite all the well-meaning speeches and statements made by politicians this year, cops will continue taking our lives as long as they face no material consequences for doing so.