He changes the words of House Stark from “Winter Is Coming” to “Legalize It”

For someone who wants to subvert fantasy tropes, he also relies on his characters having prophetic dreams or obsessing over prophecy.

He’ll forge the first Ironclad ship. Gendry will bring Westeros into the Industrial Age!

As custody battles go, you can’t top the fight between Brienne and the Hound.

“I know Ned Stark’s son will keep his word.”
You mean the Ned Stark that you had arrested for treason?

And Qyburn......ewwwwww

Stick her with the pointy end!

Ok, so Sam is the brains, Jon is the looks, who is the wild card?

Born with wild red beards!

Throw Podrick in there for funzies. And have Bronn and Tyrion invent something to record it on.

Bronn: the parakeet that swears at everybody. His Youtube channel would be popular

Obligatory “You don’t vote for kings!”

If you want to tear down a magical 900 ft. high Wall, you can’t skip leg day!

I picture the drugs being very similar to Ser Heisenberg’s crystal meth...

I picture the drugs being very similar to Ser Heisenberg’s crystal meth...

Well, there was Zombie Nightmare from the ‘80's. I think it had something to do with Voodoo. But it was a really bad movie so maybe it doesn’t count.

I wouldn’t worry about that until we see Cersei enter a scene with a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire, calling it “Lucille 2".