and possibly giggles. Mostly giggles.

If this is not legal for minors then buying booster packs of random TCGs, miniatures, sports cards etc should be illegal for minors as well.

Nnnnnope. Not at all. Don’t be that guy.

Relax? But how does he eat, or breathe, or other science facts?!?!

I admit to liking Airplane 2 as much as the first Airplane. But for the most part, I agree.

Step Brothers Two: They actually attempt to pursue a rap career.
Because that Boats ‘N Hoes song is pretty goddamn catchy!

The Nina, the Pinta, the Santa Maria
I’ll do you on the bottom while you’re drinking SANGRIA!

Guy?

Meh, Hot Fuzz did it better!

HARRY HOLE? SOUNDS A BIT RUDE, DOESN’T IT?

Let’s face it, you’ve got to be a man to wear socks with tights.

I prefer this version:

“But Batman, I sell drugs in our community!”

Enhance...enhance....enhance...
(that’s what she said!)

They got too big and fat, so then they died out and turned into oil, and then the Arabs started buying Mercedes Benzes, and then Prince Charles started wearing all of Lady Di’s clothing, I couldn’t believe it, he just put on her best dress and went to town...

Sadly, his wife Incontinentia Buttocks was another victim of The Snowman.

“What the fuck is this, Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Frosty?”

A movie full of clues, yet not ONE blue pawprint on any of them! And not once did Fassbender sit in his thinking chair and think, think, think!

Dear Michael Fassbender:
Be in one good movie this year. JUST ONE!

I remember one in which Calvin created a scene in which Calvin’s Dad’s car hit a snowman as a snowman family looks on in horror. It lead to his father contemplating therapy for his son, if my memory is correct....