The captioning bot: “I got dis!”

“For Frodo”

Look, there’s a claws in my contract that I have to make them.

Oxidants happen.

Interesting fact! Have a star.

What is this? A room for ants?!

In other words you agree with the previous poster.

The entire world is looking to the White House.

I know. Deklan is a terrible name.

Yet the steel beam is unharmed.......

i am so excited.

I was really hating my job until I read about the poor woman who has to charge a 10 year olds cell phone to exactly 99%.

Stop, please...I can only get so erect.

Yall fuckers are like the top 5 reason I can’t wait for Google to drive us to work.

"Old soldiers never die."

That's no sphere!

That's no sphere!

Now, hasn't anyone seen this symbol before?

I found him!