Hari Kondabolu’s bit on Weezer is hilarious and relevant to this:

I don’t get this everyone does it/the allegations are false argument. They are two different arguments. You can’t have it both ways. Either you think everyone does this and it’s fine, or it’s terrible and she’s lying. You assholes.

I remember a long time ago there was a former adult film star who had left the business several years prior and wanted to run for office in the house as a Democrat. Republicans and some Democrats were screaming that her past job should disqualify her based on “morality” reasons. She wasn’t exactly a teen when she…

i saw them in 7th grade in an acoustic show at a local Spec’s music.  It was weird and mildly uncomfortable, despite my desperate love of them at the time.  I left without waiting for an autograph because I was too embarrassed.  

Suzanne / Jamie are tied for # 2 for me. 

Mykel and Carli is the best weezer song.

I saw them this summer. A friend had a pair of lawn tickets, and the other person bailed. I said yes, if only to satisfy high school me. I find it particularly telling that even though they were on tour for a new album, 90% of the set list was from the blue album and Pinkerton. It was an ok show, but I’m still kinda…

The people that are now saying one shouldn’t be held accountable for one’s actions as a teenager are also the same people who had no problem with trying black and other minority teens as adults, and imprisoning them for most of their lives. Oh ya, they also have no issue with these teens getting shot by police for…

*internet hugs* I am so sorry.

I and 2 co workers walked out and went to stand by Trump Tower. We stood there angrily and tweeted. Police made us move tho as they weren’t allowing people to stand there. We told our entire office where we went and were fully supported.

Don’t be silly. I, for one, went on several mass killing sprees as a youth. Do you really think you should be able to RUIN MY LIFE by not letting me be king, just because of thirty or forty cold-blooded murders I committed back in the nineties?

FUCKING KNEW IT.

I worked with Debbie at a domestic violence shelter (specifically the admin & counseling office). This story captured her so well; she's very thoughtful and reserved, she's really kind and a wonderful ally. We were friendly and would grab happy hour sometimes. I'm heartbroken about the fact that she needed to come…

Now the letter makes sense. 

Clearly Grassley knew well before Dr. Ford came out, because how else could he have cobbled together the 65 “female friends of Kavanaugh” for release immediately after her story was published? And how many guys still even know 65 friends - much less just female friends - from high school at age 53, having gone to an…

I’m his constituent, and the ghost prune is going down. This dude’s been working incredibly damn hard for over a year to protect all kinds of dastardly shit, and he’s so lit up in the spotlight that journalists are going to ask why in the hell he’s doing all this, especially since once upon a time, he was a normal…

He knew it ALL. Last week. So did Mitch.

There’s never just one.

It’s like the Big Bang but with garbage rat-people: after the initial explosion they all attract each other into disgusting clumps of filth.

In a Twitter thread earlier this week, Whelan tried to pin the alleged assault on another man, but the effort soon fell apart under public scrutiny after Ford rejected the claim. Whelan eventually retracted the accusation and apologized.