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Ugh, one of those “I put everything aside for my job, why can’t you” types. Must be nice to not have a life outside the office, Asshole.

After having my own apartment for seven years and having enough $$ to have a dog for at least as long, I finally adopted a doggo yesterday! Her name is BB and she is very cute and loving. She even came potty trained! Her only “flaw” is some separation anxiety, so I’m a bit anxious about work on Monday, but I have a

I can’t even handle this. I cry every time I hear a speech or see a photo. It feels stupid but I turned 18 in time to vote (and campaign) for obama in 2008. It was such a monumental and inspiring moment when he won, just really incredible. It felt like we were accomplishing something spectacular. I never felt so much

This isn’t as bad as him equivocating Nazis with people protesting Nazis, nor is it as bad as him openly betraying his entire country and its intelligence community on a national stage in front of a proven enemy (Putin).

Here’s what I really don’t get about this dumbass; he’s holding a rally in Ohio tonight for Republican candidates. How dumb do you have to be to go after one of the most currently popular Ohioans of all time right before you go there? Sure, you’re speaking to hate group members, but even among them this seems stupid

Eh, leave the politics aside (I don’t think Jordan’s too fond of Trump, either—MJ’s criticized him, though obliquely, once or twice). As far as I’m concerned, LeBron’s a more well-rounded player—he’s a better passer and has an inside game MJ never needed to develop—but Jordan still ranks as the most competitive a-hole

“a white and red flower bed in the shape of an ‘M’,

Who ever sincerely thought that Two and a Half Men* was a funny show? How the hell did it get so popular? Don’t people know that there’s Netflix, Hulu, and Amazon available with MUCH BETTER content?

Anybody remember when George Bush Sr. was pilloried for not knowing the price of a gallon of milk?

I don’t know it’s the greatest con in American history. How a New York City silver spooner tricked the flyover WHITE salt of the earth to believe he was one of them and had their best interests in mind is the greatest scam ever pulled.

Did Putin show an ID when he bought Trump?

Just watch, all these people, who go to the grocery store all the time and know he is wrong, are going to suddenly remember the one time in the past ten years they wrote a check or got carded for beer and say “He’s right! You DO need an ID to get groceries!!”

Why do his supporters believe he is a populist who connects and speaks for them?

Flying coach wasn't the humiliating part, they're objecting to being separated because they don't believe it was done in good faith.

I don’t understand (or believe) Alaska Airlines’ explanation because if two couples we’re sold seats in the same section why did they only need one of their seats? What’s more, if both couples belonged in premium seats why even bother the two already seated passengers over this? If the airline overbooked, that’s not

The FEMA story is way grosser.  He hired his friends and frat brothers.  Then he hired women he met at bars and on tinder and specifically matched them to positions as like blind date/sex couplings.  

Instead of overthrowing their government

The protests also make people know they aren’t alone. Seeing huge crowds turn out stregnthens the resolve of the people who are standing up and saying this isn’t ok. We vote, we support policies that we believe in, we write and call our representatives and we take to the streets to be seen in numbers to show other

Come now. Please stop blaming all US citizens equally for the Trump crisis. I live here and I know who to blame. However, if you haven’t lived in the US for an extended period of time (remember we have a population of 330,000,000 million), how can you know how much people have struggled over the years to work against