“Congratulations to Andres Manuel Lopez Obrador on becoming the next President of Mexico. I look very much forward to working with him.”

Thank you. He’s just a pitchman trying to sell something, running for president didn’t change any of that. He walked in as scum & his followers fell for his muck. The only thing he cares about is himself & ratings. He for dang sure doesn’t care about babies or his own kids.

many families must pay hundreds or even thousands of dollars in airfare to bring the children home

Thank you for that :-) I love my Dad and I *know* he loves me, which makes me an incredibly lucky person. We just don’t always like each other, and Trump has definitely become a thorn in my side that’s contributed to some of our recent heat. Painful as it’s been, I haven’t given up on the grouchy old man.

I just made a rule that I won’t talk politics with my parents. Ever. At all. If they try, I leave. If they bring it up in my house, I ask them to leave. It was a challenging year or so there, but they’ve got the rules now. When I imposed the rule I basically said, “I don’t think there’s anything to be gained by either…

what i wanna know is: are we ready for it?

I dunno- I think the “LeBron is an asshole” taek was correct at the time. 1. He cockteased and strung along Cleveland, especially shitty because the town had nothing else going for it (the Other Slurs continued their downward descent and the Jake Delhomme era was dawning for the Browns). 2. He delivered the final Fuck…

Despite this, trust me, Trudeau is still way better than Trump.

My Trump-loving Father and I got into our monthly blow up yesterday about this very thing. He had the nerve to call me delusional for saying that R v. W is gonna be one of the first things our new republican overlords will go after. He told me to “get off the script” for saying this administration is coming for us…

Your The Decision (TM) take wasn’t that off.  The whole thing was a self aggrandizing shit show and should never have happened like that.  I say this as a Lebron fan.  He was totally right to go to Miami and leave Cleveland, but the way he did it was awful. 

If Donald Trump ever paid for your abortion, or if you have a related tip, now would be a great time to contact Jezebel at tips@jezebel.com

“There will be no funeral, no repast, everyone get the hell out of my church” MY. CHURCH. This strike anyone else as hugely fucked up? 

“Tom Brady dropped that pass.”

If it talks like a Nazi and pushes for Nazi-like policies...

The comments on the Slate version of this story are horrific. No empathy, no compassion, just anger that this little girl's mother broke the law by being here. A bunch of European-Americans acting like all of their great-grandparents arrived here legally, and of course learned perfect English immediately. Bullshit. 

You’re goddamn right it’s unsafe, we live in a world that is incredibly unsafe for immigrants, women, minorities, anyone who loves truth. It’s a terribly unsafe world and it will take brave voices who make brave choices to change the world or else we’re all fucked.

If Democrats want to win in November start making Stephen Miller the ugly face of the Republican party. It’s been self-evident for some time that Trump isn’t listening to anyone but this Nazi.

Well, I’d argue using offensive slurs is “bad language”, but short of that, I think I’d agree.

Imagine being a grown man and not being able to cope with the word fuck. Sad.