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Like if one partner doesn’t enjoy it, fine. But to just refuse? It’s fucking RUDE and people you’re fucking should not be rude to you (unless you get off on it and have signed off on it ahead of time).

And considering the manpower that would be needed to track down any of this would far exceed the cost of what was lost, maybe just file an insurance claim and be done with it. God, what an asshole.

Plus, good luck tracking down a bunch of randos who are only tied together by the fact that they happened to be driving one of the most trafficked highways in the country on a Wednesday.

Um I know right from wrong and I rightly would have had 200 20s stuffed in my bra pronto. And wrongly maybe a dozen in my buttcrack.

He bragged about his dick size ON A NATIONALLY TELEVISED PRESIDENTIAL DEBATE!!

We’re going to give a Nobel Peace Prize to a man for bragging about the size of his dick on twitter?

It makes perfect sense that Roseanne loves Trump. They are both pathetic relics of the Eighties trying desperately to stay relevant in a world that very much wants to forget them, and not caring who they hurt in the process.

I just wonder how many times his lawyers tried to explain this concept to him before they just gave up. “Mr. President, technically you can obstruct justice even without....I mean, if you keep saying that, it kinda makes it look like....oh hell just press tweet, it’s fine.”

It would seem very hard to obstruct justice for a crime that never happened! Witch Hunt!

Is this his new argument? That he can’t obstruct justice if there isn’t irrefutable proof of an underlying crime of collusion? I encourage this. In fact, President Trump should continue to tweet this way and maybe do a few more on-air interviews following this line of thought.

“Mueller’s questions for Trump have leaked.”

He looks like he borrowed Tom Hiddleston’s wig from Thor: Ragnarok.

There is also the fact that when a woman does suppress any emotional reaction she is then labeled a bitch or heartless.

Because it will be the best MEETING the world has ever seen. People are already saying that. Maybe, and some people have said this to me, it will be the only MEETING ever in history! It will have words (really good words) and talking. A MEETING the likes of which you could never dream of. Ever. No collusion! MAGA!

Numerous countries are being considered for the MEETING

““The White House spokespeople said they haven’t seen Kelly have a negative effect on the morale of women staffers. If anything, they said during meetings Kelly is the ‘bigger gentleman’ who steps in when aides use foul language to note ‘a lady is present’ and similarly says he shouldn’t use foul language in front of

You really do get the impression that Kelly thinks that the US was at its best between the end of WWII and about 1963: women were infantilized, there was almost no immigration, and the country was never whiter (because Italians and Jews got to start calling themselves “white”).

Yeah, parents who think like that are so full of their own shit, they need 2 diaper pails in their house. Nobody knows what the fuck they are doing in this hot mess called child rearing. I think this is why I have a hard time finding parent friends. My child-less friends never give me any parenting grief or “advice”.

Even hers is after-market [is what I would say if I were also being catty about someone else’s appearance because there is indeed a damn difference.]

Let’s pass a law that requires anyone running for office to have a fully formed chin. That would pretty much get rid of all the Trumps, except Ivanka I suppose.