Yes. And inevitably, they blame Obama.

I guess this is what happens when the head chef of the White House is so bewildered with the particularly banal diet of the Poor Resident, that he or she settles for throwing a box of Zatarain’s Jambalaya mix on the stove with some water, lack of well-done meat be damned.

Holy shit.

It’s like it’s from the Department of Redundancy Department.

“seldom allowed to be done”

Every detail was done to perfection.

THE HAT

this quote is how i will remember him:

• I would like to request a correction because the president, actually, has no friends. [NBC News]

Every day as the boomers get closer to their death and end of their terrible reign, they do crazier things.

Ooh what do you think the monument is going to be? I’m imagining a giant fetus with a halo floating in heaven on a cloud above a burning Planned Parenthood surrounded by caricatures of doctors as demons.

What a bunch of bullshit. Abortion is not the same as slavery or the holocaust. Every day, it’s new and dizzying level of asshattery.

WALL

Do you think he jerks off every night staring at pictures of the Great Wall of China?

For those who haven’t seen the actual tweet this is referencing:

Are you kidding? The black guy took down the armed gunman totally unarmed!!! Give him a gun and he’d be an unstoppable killing machine!!! See, they only let cops know this because they don’t want a nation-wide panic, but black people have superhuman strength and speed and a genetic predisposition towards cop-killing…

I hope his father is charged as an accomplice and sentenced for 2nd degree murder.

Trash treats garbage like shit. Shit turns on trash. The power dynamics of garbage simplified.