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My depression has been so, so awful the last week. Mr. Yacht and I got into a nasty fight on Monday (he had a momentary lapse of good judgment and thought we should break up because he had an imaginary conversation with me in his head that he then translated to our actual relationship and then felt REAL stupid when he

RBG is gonna live through this administration just to spite all their ghoulish, cynical, inhuman asses. Also, I have perfectly good kidneys I’m willing to donate if she needs one. 

Cause it’s... not my yacht. ;)

Hi!

I’ve found the best jumpsuits are the ones that zip up rather than button - they usually have elastic waists that take 3 seconds to pull down the top.  I only really wear them when I’m going out, though.

Tell your wife I am 100% on board with her idea.  If I could get away with wearing jumpsuits every day I would.

FWIW, this doesn’t mean that the trademarks aren’t ever going to be accepted, just that they have to fix the language up. I worked in trademarks and patents for years, and I RARELY saw a trademark request immediately accepted by the USPTO. I spent a great deal of time fixing proposed language for my boss’s review.

I’m gonna guess that the language was pulled directly from the USPTO Office Action issued in the rejection.  

A friend of mine was breastfeeding her infant daughter a few years ago, sitting outside a store in an outdoor mall. A woman came out of the store with her five year old son and started to berate my friend for “exposing her son to bare breasts.” She said, “What am I supposed to tell him about what he’s seeing?”

I mean, this makes me wonder what level of cover-up would be appropriate, because all rear ends are naked underneath whatever is covering them. My jeans are thicker than leggings but also sometimes just as tight, so...? 

My heart goes out to you for your loss. 

This reminds me of Melissa Gorga.

Super late but this made me laugh SO hard.

Nobody attacked you for not believing in religion.  People jumped on you for acting like an asshole about it.  Again, I don’t see how it affects you if someone else has beliefs, so long as they’re not trying to push those beliefs onto you.  I never called you evil vile scum or anything of the sort, especially not for

There would be some debate I think about who that would apply to.  Seems to me that it wouldn’t apply to convictions prior to the Court decision.  Ex post facto and all that.  So if Manafort is convicted in state court before that law went into effect, he couldn’t be pardoned.  Besides, I don’t think even the Trump

I get that, but it’s not like all hope is lost if he gets his pardon. We need to get to work winning the 2020 election and removing his stupid ass.

Wouldn’t matter, because Manafort would go down in NY State. Trump has no jurisdiction there.

Nobody tell this bigmouthed asshole that the SDNY and NY State AG are still after him.  Let him run his mouth.  Also, Nadler is calling in Barr to testify about this shit.  Two days after a two year report, the DOJ determines there was “no obstruction?” I think not.

I swim on the weekends and I guzzle water all day - I don’t drink my beloved coffee anymore, just one cup of black tea in the morning and water all the rest of the day. One of my muscle relaxers gives me insane dry mouth so I have to. I actually am going to start taking walks in the late morning to get said tea rather

Oh, I’m on the levothyroxine already but they’re still trying to figure out the right dose - my thyroid issue is actually subclinical and autoimmune so they’re also testing to see if I have any other AI diseases - hopefully not. But yeah they did stick me on a Vitamin D supplement - I live in a place where sunlight is