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I mean, they don’t know from personal experience, but I’d bet dollars to donuts that some of these assholes have profited from these loan sharking tactics.

They know. They just don’t care.

I keep saying they need to take away Ol’ Yertle’s lettuce leaves and heat lamp.

“A little bit of interest.” “A little bit of pain.” What the hell do they think this is?! 

Shit, dude...

Ja Rule is basically tweeting a perverted version of “thoughts and prayers.” How about take some of your money and donate it to these people, brah?

It’s old and tired, but I’m just gonna say it:

YAS QUEEN.

Anyone else in Northeast Ohio suffering this awful apocalyptic snowstorm? What are you doing to keep warm/safe/fed/entertained?

Reminds me of that photo of the Native American family flipping off Mt. Rushmore and the idiots who were like “GO BACK TO YOUR OWN COUNTRY.”

Something something both sides.

I found that out when my boyfriend and I visited the Supreme Court during our trip to DC last winter. I somehow graduated law school without knowing this, and I was AGHAST.

You win the internet.

Spacey’s reasoning for skipping his court date was, according to an affidavit, “that this court excuse my physical presence at the arraignment as I reside out-of-state and believe that my presence will amplify the negative publicity already generated in connection with this case.”

There is a special place in the Hell I don’t believe in for a man who blames a grieving father for the death of his child while being held in the custody of border patrol agents. Does this dolt not know what CUSTODY means?

You’re the one who’s saying that there is no situation in which a person would stand there for three minutes without wanting it.  So fuck off with your hypocritical bullshit.

Hi. I was sexually assaulted for five minutes in a public place. I was so terrified (and afraid of being blamed for being in said place) that I didn’t scream or run. I froze. Thanks for assuming you know the “right” reaction for an assault victim to have, though. 

I am SO glad to hear that your friend is going to get help. Tell her that even if things are “normal,” she knows her body better than anyone and if a doctor is trying to make her feel like nothing can be done, find a new doctor. 

Thank you. I mentioned elsewhere, I’m just so happy to know I’m not just crazy or lazy or something. And you’re 100% right about doctors - the endocrinologist I saw wanted me to do “lifestyle changes” and also suggested I might be in early menopause (I’m 33) because I don’t have a period (I’m on an IUD). My PCP

Wow! This is all insanely helpful. Thank you. It was just such a relief to have a name for what’s been happening. I’ve been so, SO tired - like, napping for three hours every day when I slept 10 hours the night before - and I’ve been freezing cold, with dry skin and hair, and unbelievably achy joints and muscles. The

That’s true enough. One good thing about working for a multinational corporation. They don’t want the headache.