Dammit. I have an idea for an expansion team based in Vegas made up of the mouthiest or most messy players in the league, and Matt and Boogie were starters, but violence against women is too messy even for the hot mess dream team.

Yes! She’s all proud of not needing men, but she right away got involved with a married man, he left his wife for her, they got legally married and had 2 kids, but naw guys, she’s cool. They might be married and have lived as a family for decades, but they aren’t MARRIED married, ya know. They totally have to check…

The Sound of Music one and this one are the only 2 I’ve made my husband read because I thought they were so hilarious. I’m not sure which couple I would want to hang out with less.

They’re the kind of people who willingly get their faces and heads beaten, their joints dislocated, and their bones broken? Steroids? I don't even understand wanting to watch MMA, let alone do it.

Seriously. Also, isn’t the author kinda cluing everyone in by writing an article on the Internet using her real name about how she’s “secretly” hooking up with her ex?

I don't listen to OKGo, but I don't see what's worth hating about them. They put out a fun music video every couple of years and otherwise they aren't in your face.

1) Schools in Texas are financed by property taxes. The richer the area, the more money for schools.

People definitely do that. I was a national merit scholar, and in the top 11% of my class (and president of clubs, had 2 jobs outside of school) at one of the top public schools in the state, and I got rejected from fall admission. This was during the time race wasn’t allowed to be considered. They let me in only if I…

Same. It’s okay but not great for me. I am also a small person with a short neck and it might just be made for longer necks than mine.

Same. It’s okay but not great for me. I am also a small person with a short neck and it might just be made for…

Didn't they get divorced around that season? I remember that he didn't want to have shit to do with much of anything but baseball so maybe he didn't show up to the shoot.

The only browser I could get this to work in was chrome on desktop. It won't work for me at all in mobile.

Except they spent hundreds or thousands of dollars on each outfit to look like that.

I’m only 30, but I feel the same way. I watched the Bronco chase live on TV (I believe because it preempted TGIF). My mom was obsessed with the trial, so I watched most of that too during the summer. It was the joke topic on all the shows. I watched the verdict live on TV as well. I’m pretty sure my mom pressured me…

My apparel teacher in school told us that it’s not true that women’s clothing costs more to make. In fact, its often less durable and in cheaper fabrics than men’s.

Wait, is this saying that Steven Malkmus should’ve died instead?

For marking up documents having to write tiny in the margins and avoid bleeding or running: Copic Multiliner SP, .1 or .3, because you can replace the ink and the nib (unlike my previous favorite, Pigma Micron .1). http://www.dickblick.com/products/copic…

For marking up documents having to write tiny in the margins and avoid bleeding or running: Copic Multiliner SP, .1…

Yeah but if you buy meat from a store it might not have been cooked alive but it was certainly tortured during its life

Bitches especially like it when you refer to them “bitches.”

It has so much sugar it’s insane. I just to get the unsweetened kind and water it down.

I watch woodworking videos to help me sleep (usually muted) and the chainsaw parts when people straddle the log and cut make me neeeeervous. Same with when they straddle the log and cut with an axe toward themselves. Safety pants for everyone!