I bet you know more about the music industry than HAIM does, it clearly never occurred or anyone else to them that everything is contextual! You should call them and explain that to them, I bet they’d appreciate your wisdom.

Among tomorrow’s Trump Toilet Tweets:

Middle aged is always 10 years older than you are right now. No matter what age you are right now.

the second season is not set in a high school, but in the 1700s and is supposed to revolve around Marie Antoinette

Wasn’t Nexium an acid reflux treatment in the early 2000s or something?

Least surprising newly-revealed fact? They’re into Ayn Rand. Of course they are.

It reminds me of the early 2000s when Paris Hilton was a thing and we heard about her every breath of air. I was working for a national media company at the time, and one of the things we put out every day was an entertainment news roundup. It was always full of Paris Hilton, even when she hadn’t done anything.

Man, Nicole Eggert deserves a LOT of credit here. She basically knew that nothing would come from her allegations but opened herself up to a ton of scrutiny so that another victim’s case might benefit.

Meh, they were just chocolate inside anyway. You think those two fatasses were going to sit down together without snacks?

I kinda want one now, not gonna lie.

But, but, but... there are coins!

I grew up reading them, too. I was obsessed with Claudia. Some of my very favorites...

Look, Lil Tay is a true culture influencer, ok?

A source tells E! the two “met through friends at a dinner party and hit it off” earlier this year. Said another source, “He was a billionaire. She, uh, wasn’t. Can I make it any more obvious?”

Ok, I always assumed Hailey Baldwin was Alec’s daughter until you just wrote this but now seeing that she’s actually Stephen’s makes me feel justified about my (ir)rational dislike of her.

I also enjoy the fact that her name appears before his in the credits.

at this point in my life, the thing I love most about this, and i love Keanu and I’m psyched that Winona has a romantic lead, is that Winona is only 7 years younger than Keanu and not 20.

As far as I can tell, couples still invite big groups to destination weddings, but don’t expect most of them to come. It’s a way to cut down the guest list while still getting a buttload of presents.

Along those lines, did anyone read the grown-up BSC books? I can't remember anything about them except they had really dark *serious* covers and tackled actually serious issues maybe? Each book was devoted to a different character. (Did I hallucinate that this was a series?)

Duuude, what about the spin-off series California Diaries? Dawn and Maggie and Ducky and...I can't remember.