You're not trolling hard enough then. Here are some tips:

1) Disagree with whatever article you read, but do it vaguely and obnoxiously.
2) If it's a console article, talk up PC and downplay consoles
3) Switch the order for 2
4) Click on a Patricia Hernandez article. You'll start a flame war in no time!
5) ANYTHING that…

Yo guys, we just got a Steam group started, which you can read about here. It's called Multayplayer. I'm hoping maybe in the future we can work with Kotaku to become a bit more officialish? Maybe having some community game nights and stuff (ah, wouldn't it be great to have Book Club back?), but we'll see where it goes…

And a joke from Mitch Hedburg: "In America we don't have a 13th floor because it's unlucky. For those of you who live on the 14th, you know what floor you're really on."

11 letters in 'Korean audio'19 letters in 'broken save game files'

GUYS STOP SAYING 'TINA' WHEN YOU MEAN 'TINY TINA' YOU'RE CONFUSING THE SHIT OUT OF ME.

I literally screamed this from my balcony at a guy who was lifting up a trash can to throw through a storefront window at 2am. He set the trash can down and walked away. Clearly I should get a key to the city for my heroic citizen efforts.

Ooh, that's a toughie. I remember getting both DJ Hero games, and a turntable controller, for only about $30. I also remember getting a Razer Hydra controller for $40-ish, Kid Icarus: Uprising for $15. Good times.

>:)

Im going to plug my Gamecube in right now and play some F-Zero xD

Well that's silly. Everybody knows that Spearmen are practically worthless against Mechanized Infantry.

You do realize you're upset because you came to a gaming blog and read a blog entry about gaming, right?

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Everyone knows American Football is the Pepsi of sports.

That's because certain individuals seems to be under the impression that Kotaku is a gaming-only blog. I have no idea why.

Of course they took it out. Since Wii Fit Trainer never trips, she'd have a huge advantage.

"Why am I even here?"