I remember reading this gem in an actual printed Onion newspaper from a vending machine outside of the Sears Tower (which was still the name at the time):

As a Chicagoan, honestly it is just refreshing to see the Dan Ryan shut down because of a worthy cause instead of a jackass WI or IN driver who thinks that it’s okay to just sit in the left lane because they are “driving at the speed limit”.

I mean at least in Super it is clear that Goku does love her, if not at all in a romantic way. There is also the problem that he literally had zero exposure to any sort of romantic relationships except for like Yamcha and Bulma (which is definitely not something anyone would want to use as a positive role model).

Hell…

Yo man, I don’t know what circles you run in, but wildly swinging a bat in a crowded area is not a stereotypical millennial thing. Also none of my friends have thrown pitches while holding their child in the other arm. If this is a common occurrence for you, maybe look for a new friend group. Or better start recording…

You’re a close second to whoever made the breadsticks you had that night.

I know this is probably facetious but most colorblind people are not completely colorblind (and if anything a colorblind person is less likely to pick a red/green contrast), but instead have a limited color range they can see.

I think operations was a really cool mode if it wasn’t for the fact that the load times between maps (at least on Xbox) were horrendous. Also the issue that if you were on a garbage team playing defense was a long and exhausting ride. But I think it was much clearer to follow than Domination because it was very clear…

You fucking asshole.

COTD but still you’re an asshole for bringing that up.

This is wrong. So so wrong. We have created mediation analyses to be able to assess causation outside of RCTs for decades now. If you’re an epidemiologist you should know of the Baron-Kenny method which is over 30 years old at this point. Furthermore techniques have greatly improved with simulation analyses. There has…

Especially FF V, just because there are no good ways of playing that game in English

I was going to ask if anyone had a video of how the tiling looked now, because that was the biggest reason that stopped me from buying.

Who are these people who can keep jacking it all night? That just sounds painful.

Med student here and trust me we know exactly how fucked up we are. But you have to remember that our work is intrinsically really stressful (i.e literal life and death), most of us had to be hyper competitive to get where we are, our training process is exhausting, and we are largely taught by our mentors to suck it…

Maybe it’s an obsession because his presidency and constant animosity towards half the country is kind of a big deal? Like I don’t know what to tell you, America always goes through phases of cultural obsession. If you’re tired of hearing about Trump maybe don’t follow American culture for the next 3 years but a lot…

Alcohol based sanitizers work in a very different way than water + soap. The idea with water and soap is you are scrubbing off the microbes into the sink. With hand sanitizer you are killing the microbes using the alcohol. Honestly there is no point in using the sanitizer before the water because if you use a…

“A few germs won’t kill you” - News to every public health official since the Typhoid Mary outbreak. Seriously it’s not a macho thing. Norovirus and E. coli don’t give a fuck about who ingest them, but they’ll be more than happy to turn your colon into a goddamn free-for-all as you sit on the toliet crying out and…

Honestly your piss is the least important source of infection. I’d be much more concerned about that the urinal handle you pulled or the door handle to get inside the bathroom or the massive colonies of bacteria that are growing all over your junk (which is just a fact of life for everyone no matter how clean they try…

It’s ok I also wasn’t getting the joke for a long time thinking he was making fun of the R and then I finally looked at the numbers and my jaw dropped.

That’s an old internet myth. I’ve never actually seen a source that explains how they come to that number. If I’m wrong, I’d be glad to admit it but the only evidence I see for it some generic increased mortality for left-handed people.

It’s honestly a remnant of what the philosophical goal of an FF game should be. Western RPGs and open world games are all about immersion and making you feel like you really are the character. FF and Square more often than not does not buy into that notion at all. They think if you are playing their game you want to…