Fuck I want Po-Ki-Goh so bad now. Do you lose when Charizard directly attacks your life points and sends your soul to the Digital World?

Oh wow retail employees not giving fucks about their jobs and wasting time on their phones? The horrors! That has never happened before Pokemon Go before!

These comments are the worst.

I love you guys.

Offer a non-aggression pact with Oregon and then have Portland Hipsters and Seattle Yuppies tear each other apart (people in ID will just remain locked down in their bunkers) while you begin the conquest of the Southwest. Eventually Washington will win, then you invade the Pacific Northwest and appear like liberators…

I hate Bill Simmons but this take down was just a load of mediocrity with all the hotness of wings in the to-go food section of a supermarket. At one point I almost had more sympathy for Bill Simmons, because this was just a really overly long exercise in masturbatory writing which really wasn’t interesting.

Honestly I’m more expecting 9th. So still not tanking enough to be tanking but still not even a shadow of the team of what they used to be.

Well now I have to buy the game and make a Jurassic Park mod.

I remember when I got my GeForce FX 5200, back when I was starting to become a PC enthusiast, and I could finally run Halo:CE at full resolution with near max settings. God it looked glorious.

Nowadays its gotta be modded Skyrim, Just Cause, and Far Cry. Far Cry 2 still stutters from time to time, but god that game’s…

Hey Joe Lacob is just trying to make the NBA a better place.

“Many daggers, as you pointed out, could kill someone pretty easily. But they also have lots of other uses like cutting non-human stuff like rope or whatever. This dagger is useless for just about anything but killing a human being.”

No that’s called a knife, which can be used as an impromptu dagger. An actual dagger,…

As a fellow Bulls fan I understand this so much. The way our team just broke up would make you think it was 1999 again, except we didn’t get even a single championship out of the Rose-Noah-Butler-Gasol squad.

Bulls are doing a lot. A lot to make sure they aren’t a good team anymore.

I may be a slightly salty Chicago fan.

...No it’s not. Computer vision is definitely not a trivial problem. We barely can get Snapchat filters to identify human faces. On a real-time OS in a multi-million dollar machine flying tens of thousands of feet above ground, you have to be 99% sure that the AI is able to distinguish a snow cap from a cloud in poor…

Getting rid of loadouts was a great decision for traditional multiplayer. Power weapon control is everything for Halo and if you spawn with a BR/DMR/Light Rifle then there really is no point in risking weapon spawn control except for vehicle countering. And Warzone is just a great new take on Halo multiplayer.…

Another solid reason is that you avoid buying games that you end up never playing beyond the first hour post-install. I have a few of those that I only bought because I heard good things about and they were super cheap, even though I wouldn’t have bought them for any other reason.

As a kid I always dreamed of being on a credits page for a video game... just not like this.

Play Mega Man X and compare it to Mighty No 9. Mega Man X still has an incredible feel to it and some of the best platform level designs of all time. Mighty No 9 is... 3d?

They have a Slack and have posted it a few times. I’m very excited to see what shit went down there.

As someone who lives in Milwaukee, fuck Milwaukee sports fans. When your city cares more about the Packers and the Badgers than the Bucks, its really hard to pretend that they care that their city doesn’t win championships.

I know editors prolly can’t get it but still COTD