Or something. Honestly this is a pretty sublimely hot meta take about a take on finding the source of hot takes. And I mean sublime as in if I played a clip of Colin Cowherd talking about anything while reading this take my computer would turn into a gas.

Romney decried that 47% of Americans were takers back in 2012. What we didn’t realize was that he actually was drawing attention that 53% of Americans weren’t pulling their weight in takes.

Real talk: My Science Bowl coach in high school wanted me to go to to DC nationals, but I would have to pay for getting there and finding a place to stay. I decided to decline and go to Math Team State Championships instead (mainly because I knew we couldn’t win Sci Bowl nationals, those kids are just something else…

That’s basically how wedge issues work. I mean how many fundamentalist Christian bakers were really being forced to bake gay wedding cakes before the GOP made a huge deal about it at every one of their debates?

Pretty sure he doesn’t have any children, so the Trail Blazers, Sounders, and Seahawks are the closest things he has to children after Gates stripped him from custody of Microsoft.

Between this trailer and the COD:IW one, can we be done with shitty cover bands for video game trailers? I’d much rather hear something that actually makes me think Battlefield in World War One than “generic FPS trailer #23"

Big problem with an app like that, especially with the voice synthesis, is that typically all the heavy lifting processing wise would be down over the web. If you are in a foreign country there is no guarantee you would have internet access. And unless every language in the world is pre-installed onto your phone…

My grandmother has a General Electric fridge from a time when custard yellow with wood trim was considered fashionable (c. 1970s). Sure it requires a little maintenance every few years, but it’s still chugging along fine.

...Maybe I’m crazy but I use my left, because I have to use my right to browse and click links.

I don’t say this often and I don’t give a fuck about what Illinois’s statute of limitations says but:

Sprint Justice Warriors are trying to censor our speech!

If you are coming off a heavy chest/shoulder/arm workout you can do leg raises instead. Leg raises where you put your hands underneath your tailbone and slowly move your legs (never let them touch the floor until the set is over) absolutely will leave your core feeling wrecked the first few times you try it.

Probably because when you were putting aside your disbelief for the fact that the main character got poisoned by age reversing pills and that everyone in Conan’s world is stupid enough to believe that a tranquilized Kogoro which is clearly being ventriloquized actually is the one who solved the cases, Ran’s hair…

His is just for the fact that it has red highlights and bleached in the front. Hell the black/red thing in the back doesn’t even look like hair (you can’t even see strands), it’s almost like a weird headdress thing.

Raisin Bran is dubious. Namely cuz bran just tastes like a cardboard no matter how many raisins you add. Honey Bunches of Oats is my jam tho.

I don’t care if I permanently banned from Kotaku but I call bullshit on any list which puts Golden Grahams in Top Tier and Apple Jacks in Shit Tier. I could snack on Apple Jacks for months.

Someone still is in love with Shaq...

If it’s any consolation, Kobe won’t actually retire for long. This is more of a sabbatical and then career switch. He can’t stay away from basketball and is almost guaranteed to come back as a coach or an owner.

And yes I see your bigger point, but you have to remember Kobe was the Lakers. For the past 20 years he…

I mean setting your own stadium on fire is an albeit inefficient yet effective way of stimulating construction sector growth.