And Quantum Leap!!

You’re full of shit. I’m a Cubs homer until the first shovel of dirt hits my face, but the ivy pre-dates you and me and everyone we know, so don’t act like the Cubs just threw up a screen of plants to fuck your guy up. Try being a gracious winner, or, at least, reading up on “ground rules.”

Watch IV and V, and then don’t watch 10 hours of bad Star Wars movies after that.

“Ghost writer”!?! Dang it Ray, did you kill him too?

If you think a minor traffic infraction remotely justifies attempted murder: Fuck You.

It’s he most depressing thing ever and I want to kill myself after every episode.

No joke here, but it would be incredible if this entire thing fell apart over a response in an AMA.

Goddammit why am I so attracted to Ashleigh Banfield

So you’re either a Chi/Buffalo police/Kane fan or just think a response like that is.. Clever? Witty in its brevity?

More likely some drunken Cards fan; a disheveled and puffy-faced jackass at the tail end of a two day bender. He’ll probably look a lot like this.

I saw some butt hurt Cardinals fan post on Twitter last night that “The Cubs could win the next 15 World Series in a row and still be the inferior team.” 15 IN A ROW! I asked him if he was trolling or being serious and he told me to “Check the stats Cubtard.” He called me a Cubtard. I’m not even a Cubs fan. I just…

I’ve never had more fun watching the Cubs. It would of course be amazing to take this all the way this year, but they could have lost against the Cards and I still would have been a very, very proud fan.

I also liked the part when the Cardinals lost.

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Yep, it landed on the scoreboard.

I will not stand for those who are already pre-emptively expressing disgust for Cubs fans and their newfound success. Success eventually gets annoying for every successful team, particularly those in large markets. And I hate when people say “Cubbies,” and I know Wrigley has always been filled with a lot of people who…

They were driving high and endangering other innocent motorists on the road, sure I’d rather they’d not be dead, but fuck ‘em. These are the kinds of people who wipe out other people’s families simply because they’re getting their own jollies off.

Nothing is Better than Ezra? It was Good, but it left me Desperately Wanting.

I’m sure the New York media will react to this decision by Sabathia with all the respect and tact they can muster.

If you have a heart and/or a soul, you can’t not love Harry Caray. That’s fucking baseball right there.