This wasn’t the child’s mother. This was the father’s girlfriend. The child started getting unexplained injuries as soon as the father moved Emily Defries into the home. What’s creepier is that the father asked this woman to marry him the same day the kid was killed.

Not to mention if he actually would have sprinted to first base on a routine fly out, then people would call him a dick for trying to show up the pitcher or some other bullshit.

I think it tells you nothing about Harper and a lot about the person asking the question.

It’s refreshing to see an argument between a black man and a white guy with guns end without any casualties.

Ed Hochuli is, I believe, a lawyer by his full-time profession. So I would have to assume he is lying here.

When I was a kid we moved to a new town halfway across the country. We moved during the summer, too, so I couldn’t rely on starting school to meet new folks. Really didn’t help that my brother ditched me any chance he got either.
I’d started getting pretty down about the whole situation, everyone in the town seemed…

I don’t want to think about Animal having a love life.

*crickets*

Yes, Joe Maddon instructed his closer to hit one of the Cardinals batters in the ninth inning of a game midway through September.

Am I the only X-Files fan who never gave a rat’s ass whether Mulder and Scully got together?

look at the big brain on brad

He keeps putting words like “elixir” and “schadenfreude” in the mouths of his kids

Now I want to listen to Soundgarden. Or just look at pictures of Chris Cornell without a shirt.

Does anyone really care if they reboot Jaws?

More like slap-steak.

The undercurrent of humor I thought always elevated his works above his peers; for example, even though Scream 3 is pretty weak overall, what other horror movie would have the balls to follow slashings with a Jay and Silent Bob cameo? (“Connie Fucking Chung!”)

Maybe I'm in the minority, but I don't think horse manure smells nearly as bad as human or dog or cat feces. Since it's mostly grass and grain, it has a much "earthier" smell. The far worse smell would have been the dead horse carcasses. These horses were worked very hard and died often. Since dead horses are so…