Good thing that social media doesn’t decide innocence or guilt. RATIONAL people are upset because he didn’t get a fair trial.

That’s how I feel sometimes, when I forget to dig in my nose for a while. The findings... Are glorious.

Jesus tapdancing Christ, Deadspin; the guy was asked a question and he answered it with effusive praise for Heyward, whom I daresay he knows a bit better than you or I do, and provided a charitable theory for why Heyward would prefer the Cubs (other than the real reason which was “Star Wars money in 2018”), and you…

American Pharoah is a horse. Not a sportsperson. A horse.

Because he’s a Muslim

People who shoot dogs should be on some kind of list.

Can we get this broadcast team to replace Michaels and Collinsworth?

I bet they took him outback and roughed him up.

yeah. that’d be my advice.

Hopefully we hear nothing about his sore bae.

Little known fact: Sue Flay is actually married to Tom Brady’s buddy, Dee Flate.

Linus hung himself with his blanket a long time ago

The judge’s sentence: “Wah wah wah wah wah wah wah”

HOT TAKE

A New Yorker.

Pretty sure Hitler was a Yankees fan

I’ve been using Sportsnet as my ONLY sourse for reliable news for 10, heck even 15 years now, dating back to the start of President Gore’s administration.