Sounds like the Red Sox just found their new third base coach!

He’s got some nerve, considering his fanbase has provided the world with much more entertainment this season than he has.

His sentences run more than Sammy does.

That run on sentence was longer than any of Watkins’ receptions this season.

Bruce Smith went through the same crap when he got hurt in ‘91. Lots of hate mail.

To become a pro-athlete at Watkins level, you’ve got to have obsessive dedication, yes. Just look at JaMarcus Russell, and others.

Unlike the Buffalo Bills’ passing offense, that was not easy to read.

He was going to apologize earlier but he dropped the ball

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Looks like she elected to receive in the second half.

Now we know why they’re called the Hogs.

why obscure his face when we can see his name on his shirt smh

“Hopefully, they didn’t miss the comeback.”

All this time I didn’t think Cousins sucked at FedEx field this week.

Luckily for Daniel Snyder, the seats with obstructed views are in the highest demand for Skins fans.

I guess Arian Foster wasn't the only one who was stopped from cutting.

just eat your fucking vegetables you dummies

Look, man, if you don’t want to suffer and die from cancer or diabetes then you’ll have to suffer and die from eating shitastic “health” food and raw, unpasteurized milk. That’s how this shit works.

The problem is, we can all say “no shit” in response to the idea that sugar is bad for you - the people who profit from marketing it to us are onto other false narratives, such as that people can manage their weight effectively by increasing the amount of exercise they get (when studies show that kids, for example,…

The people in Winnipeg are going to be so angry about this once they get the internet.