Racing fans enjoyed how fast Fangio was, but his lovers weren’t as appreciative

What was their safe word? I thought the Bills always choked.

Isn’t it cold in Buffalo? She’s gonna get chapped lips....

What a shock: the Greek guy was planning to recklessly spend money.

They don’t start Manziel because they don't want people to have a negative view of their organi........

Jesus Murphy, the match was amazing. When Oil Town looked like they were in the biffy and about to have a biscuit. But then the Islanders cracked like a two-four with poutine and nanaimo bars.

I guess football really is a game of Peko meters.

This was very surprising. In years past, a Bengals player would immediately be brought into custody upon doing something illegal.

Couldn’t you just give me a couple hours peace, woman?

Join the club! My wife and son died within twelve hours of each other.

If they were going for 100% accuracy they would have been carrying a white flag.

My friend Jerry makes $5000 per month and he never has to leave the house! And you can too!

Pretty fucking rich that this shitstain prevails by accusing someone else of being too anal.

The Retirement Board should just buy $4,900 worth of cigarettes and pay someone on the inside to shank his ass.

had an overseas stint in the Polish American Football League

When did Mark Sanchez get upgraded to being considered a "mediocre" Quarterback?

Isn't this a familiar feeling for Jets fans, though? The Jets getting beat by Rex Ryan isn't news, you guys.

To be fair, Ryan is always fuckin’ pumped - win or lose.

Acoustic of “Cuts Like a Knife” with Slash?