If he did, he would’ve been rumblin’, bumblin’, and stumblin’ the whole way.

Apparently Cris Carter was only in it for a little summer fling, so as soon as the holidays began approaching, he was adamant Mrs Baumann get a fall guy.

On the plus side, another concussion should make him the perfect commentating partner for Joe Buck.

In his defense, that sliding glass door was REALLY clean.

And don't forget to tip your server.

Last year, one Detroit Lions fan tried to clean house by going through the backdoor.

“That and more of your favorites in The Top 50 Jokes from 2011—in stores now!”

More like “Bye Bye Week,” amirite? Anyone? Hello? Is this thing on?

Jonah Javad: Is a hot dog a sandwich?

A few years ago when the Bills’ coaching search “ended in ‘chan,’” that didn’t turn out so well either.

Is it just me or does the Bills locker room look like it might be the swankiest nightclub in Buffalo?

Boston Herald: “Is a hot dog a sandwich?”

Reporter: Percy, let’s get your opinion — do you think a hot dog is a sandwich?

6-10 here we come.

“Shit Sandwich: the 2015 Bills or, under current FDA rules, a hot dog? We report, you decide”

Reached for comment, Rex Ryan said

Look at all those brand new Royals fans! Inspiring.

I love my Padres and all, but I would never even dream of being in a crowd that big. Luckily, being a Padrs fan, I will never have to worry of this ever becoming a reality.

We can finally acknowledge what baseball fans have known for over a year:

Biggest crowd in Kansas City since that Jim Varney meet and greet in ‘89