I just love knowing that I am having as much sex with ciara as Russell Wilson is.

Why Would Anyone Defend Greg Hardy?

Football fans streamed over 460 million total minutes of the game across devices.

I watched it. In unrelated news, I also hate myself.

“Yeah, see, here’s your problem: these teams fucking suck.”

A number of Bills fans came home calling French fries “chips” and their team the “Buffalo Williams.”

Yeah. Exquisite. Who won the game again?

rex ryan continues to troll america by maintaining his status as an NFL head coach.

Doug Marrone reportedly wanted to send his captains out barefoot but that would have been a very expensive violation of the NFL’s uniform code.

Framed that one better than A.J. Pierzinski...

What a bunch of assholes over at FOX. No way in hell that game starts at 7:30.

Cheer up Bills fans. Just because Harvin is retiring from professional football doesn’t mean he can’t keep playing for the Bills.

Schefter might say he isn’t thinking retirement, but hips don’t lie.

The Seahawks also announced Jimmy Graham will be made available for comment, in an ongoing effort to get him more involved in the offense.

Jackson is lucky he wasn’t rear-ended, or else he’d be permanently out of the NFL.

I always put my faith in the story of a grown man seeking professional athlete’s autographs

The article says it. Solid logic. There isn’t one scrap of elaboration as to how that “protection” occurs. Opposing a government action is not the equivalent of supporting the problem the action is supposedly designed to address.

“No, but at least we’re trying...it makes us feel good. It really sticks it to all these religious people who have a moral objection to the normalizing of my previously deviant lifestyle. But now it’s awesome and cool and I have a RIGHT to shame people who disagree with me.”

Yes you do. Otherwise you’d just raise $10,000 and donate it to the opposing side. The exposure is designed to warn others and make an example of a policy position that you don’t just disagree with, but view as illegitimate. This piece doesn’t address what the proposition actually is. It just says that opposing it is…

Yeah, yeah...I’m so upset that some guy doesn’t agree with my politics...We should get all upset and make him apologize for the horrific thought-crimes unheard of in our group-think tank. Hate Donation!