You’d think I’d feel good after a pounding like that...

So much for not chucking garbage on the field.

I’m not that impressed. 14-2 in Canada is only like... 11-1.5 American

And has a better postseason ERA than Cueto.

That’s the filthiest slider Colon has had since his last trip to White Castle.

People may chuckle, but a collapsed Colon is no laughing matter.

It’s not nice to laugh at the elderly.

Ladies and Gentlemen, we just witnessed Bartolo Colon’s first pushup ever.

“He did?! Can you be more specific, man? I’m starvin’”

Rios is still on the Jays payroll?!!

That’s it! You must be the man in white!!

Thank god he got that idiot Tulo out of there so that the fans could enjoy the umpiring that they truly came to see.

Seems like a perfectly reasonable ejection.

-Angel Hernandez

I liked Pete Rose’s reaction on FS1 where he took the side of law and order by chiding Tulo to just not do that. Thanks, Pete for being on the high moral ground here.

It literally is though. Just like any other employee of the service industry, your job is to facilitate a situation for others while essentially being as invisible as possible.

#staringwhilecanadian

Haha, keep it up dipshit Umpires. . . Your job is RIPE to be ‘disrupted’ by a camera system and a guy in a booth upstairs. . .

Do these umps realize how easy it will be to replace them with technology? I don’t think so.

Crazy that an umpire would take an opportunity to bring attention to himself and away from the game. Must be a really rare occurrence.

I never realized Buffalo had such a huge crack problem.