Johnny Football looks forward to sitting on the bench in court, since he’s use to it on the Cleveland sideline.

I call bullshit. No way Paul Kruger got this close to a quarterback.

‘15% success rate’

The officer did not observe ‘difficulty multitasking or trouble keeping his equilibrium.’

Some QB’s do a 3 step drop, some do a 5 step drop. Johnny does a full 12 step drop...

Media is thirsty for some Johnny

Probably his last drive for the rest of the season.

This belated Blatter voiding is going to soak everyone.

I thought only the Cardinals had choir-boys.

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It’s all fun and games until someone breaks Ruben Tejada’s other leg.

“SEE??? I TOLD YOU!!!” - John Rocker.

Too bad the Dodgers didn’t win. Mattingly would have let that fan get to third base.

A Cardinals fan would have bought him dinner first.

You’re a middle-aged Mets fan

You’re probably pretty drunk

That's not where the catcher wanted it

Something. Something. Unwritten rules. Something. Something. Play the game the right way. Something. One in the earhole. Something. Something. Something.

Assault & LaBattery, plain and simple.

The kid got beaned by the can, but the Unwritten Rules of Baseball say he better look out for the pitcher.