With those strong gusts of air carrying the home runs out of the park, you would almost think that Wrigley Field has the best fans in the baseball!

“Become intolerable?”

Section 101 is field level, isn’t it? I would have expected her to be up in the nose bleeds.

Nah. A Bills fan would put the ‘ass’ in Astros.

Video Shows ‘Stros Ho’s Nose Blow

“Just a small bump.” - Chase Utley

Oh, so other players can buy tickets for half their hometowns, but Colby Rasmus brings his wife, cousin, and son to the game with a single ticket and it’s a problem?

I think this is the safer route. If he actually plays well, the shock may lead her to have a heart attack and die.

The fight began when one fan shouted, “Remember the alimony!”

Reports coming out that the fan hurt a rib and pouted the rest of the game

16 game division win streak is impressive. When Hasselbeck was asked about “the streak”, he went into detail about the one in his underwear.

I so wish Hasselbeck would have shit his pasty white uniform pants on the field (assuming he left his Depends in his locker) a la the Florida running back.

The Texans one-upped Hasselbeck by shitting themselves on the field.

For once, a Hasselbeck spewing vomit from the mouth that isn’t Tim or Elizabeth!!!

This was the most disgusting thing to come out of a Hasselbeck’s mouth since the last airing of Fox & Friends.

Tonight’s game is going to be unwatchable? Most of these Thursday night debacle’s have been unwatchable. Truth be told The NFL has been unwatchable this season due to the inferior offensive line play, the need for every officiating crew to throw a flag on every play and the stoppages for challenges. The headline…

You know things are bad when you’re playing against Ryan Mallet and you’re the team with QB issues...

It seems neither team has a viable starting quarterback for Thursday.

Saddest statement of the day: Still a better option than any other team in the AFC South can manage to field.

The AFC South is worse than the NFC South which is worse than the ACC Atlantic Division.