It’s easy for a Cinderella team that doesn’t quite make it to the end ... to lose heart and settle back into mediocrity the following year.

The Royals went from a loveable Cinderella story to insufferable in a record amount of time. I'm talking, Seattle Seahawks fast.

“Tits McGee”?

This guy really crossed the line on this Mendoza thing.

Inappropriate talking about Kruk’s manboobs that way.

To be fair, I don’t want anyone with titties calling baseball games for me either, which is why I’m thrilled that Curt Schilling is still suspended.

You see what happens, people?!

What if his friend was Corey Hart?

Yeah I’m pretty sure there aren’t a lot of ladies lining up to exchange a beej for that Trent Edwards jersey but hey this is Buffalo so you never know.

Are we positive that's not really Trent Edwards?

What about Doc Gooden? That guy had great stuff. I mean, his stuff was primo.

the fire is reportedly “suspicious in nature.”

Officials are reporting that a large amount of liquid accelerant in Johnny’s room was the reason why the structure went up so fast.

Finally a Cleveland Browns-related offense with some sign of a spark.

“Paul! What happened to your house??!”

I bet CC Sabathia was even more upset he missed the game when he heard that the stadium was full of boos.

My hope is that this sad news unifies the Yankees and they go out and win one for The Sipper. THE FUCKING SIPPER!! My work here is done.

Bud Abbott: What’s CC drinking?

Another reporter, sporting a rye smile, claimed it was just C. C. and Coke.

but i love watching a sloppy drunk hog working on my mound