“Enjoy your practice squad trophy? ... No, I mean it, do you enjoy it? Because I might be there in a couple of years. How is it?”

Luckily for those scout team guys his wife didn’t show up with her AR-15 to defend her man. Fucking Aggies, man.

Getting paid over $100,000 a year to make Ryan Tannehill cry? I’m sure they are enjoying that practice squad paycheck thoroughly.

CC On The Rocks!

“CC LABATT-IA”

When he's done can we all call him AA Sabathia?

Hopefully Brian McCann was restrained when news broke.

Times like these you wish you had 500 CC’s of something hard.

More like a C.C. Sabbatical amirite?

I guess you can get drunk off too much rum cake.

I always knew that the “CC” stood for Canadian Club.

Holy Cow!

He thinks he’s setting a good example and being a good role model but the greatest Yankee of them all was Mickey Mantle, and The Mick never would have gone to rehab.

As a fellow fat drunk lefty Yankees pitcher, David Wells is extremely disappointed in CC’s decision to go to rehab

“Best career decision I ever made! I got to come back, still get paid, and everyone forgot how shitty I was!”

He had a haunted look as the game ended yesterday. Like he was thinking about not getting on that plane and just running away to start a haberdashery in Yorkshire

More like Joe “gonna need a Phil-in”!

Awful table manners

Brady wins LOL

Rex Ryan praised his fight, but disagreed with the excessive celebration flag.