That dude gets an “Eh” for effort.

Can confirm this is totally legit - TMZ talked to several people on staph, as well.

How would playing Manziel now prove part of a functional organization? Seems the teams that are forced to play these underdeveloped quarterbacks (New York Jets, Oakland, Jacksonville, Washington, etc.) are the ones that are more dysfunctional than those who develop their quarterbacks from the sidelines (Green Bay, New…

so the place kicker, the long snapper and the punter all like manzel?

(I’m just here waiting for someone to make a dumb “light the locker room on fire? heck the river is already burning! yuck yuck!” comment)

Fighting over Manziel vs. McCown is like fighting over the last two weathered barflies at closing time at a biker bar.

But it’s not crazy that a TMZ stringer might have a random player on speed-dial, just as it’s not crazy that the three players might be “Johnny Manziel” and “Johnny Manziel doing two fake voices over the phone.”

Ray Farmer may the first person in football history to not come back from a suspension.

Ray Farmer needs to go ahead and cancel the text message plan on his three phones

That’s all you got, TMZ? Johnny’s gonna need a little more proof than that.

It’s aboot time someone told their story.

Kam Chancellor just came back to the Seahawks. Looks like he was busy answering Russell Wilson’s prayers.

Father Timmons is a tender man, and that cracks me wide open.

He’s the Pope, not God himself. He can only do so much.

I said the same thing about Lance Armstrong.

Hey, don't laugh, this was the best athletic display of the day.

The worst play in NFL history? As a Seahawks fan, I believe I must disagree.

Brandon shouldn't be so hard on himself, I mean "worst play"? There are still 13 more games for the Jets to play this year...

“You’re looking at it the wrong way.”

Can’t he just blame his other personality for the play?