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BlacqueJacqueShellacque
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The fan finally achieved his dream of participating in a semi-professional football game.

Well, he’s white...

I assume Kelly will be looking to claim him off waivers.

Idiot on the field outgains Murray, Eagles.

That guy rushed for 50 more yds than Murray.

Strange, because Carrol’s usually getting tackled by an idiot off the field.

Usually the only things flying through the air at Bills game are spectators.

It’s September and yet again Pete Carroll is talking about a conspiracy.

The explanation’s easy, if unsatisfying

This is the worst thing to happen to a towel by an NFL player since Charles Haley.

But like an elite QB, he didn’t throw that pick. Flacco would have thrown it.

Looks like hes about to RALPH at Wilson Stadium.

In fairness, he’s showing more energy than the Bills’ D-Linemen.

Tranquill...more like screaming guy on the sidelines...am I right? Hello...

That’s a rough one. Catholics hate to see a young man go down untouched.

At least his Gramatica is correct.

At least they will take him to a hospital room where it will be quiet, calm, and free from disturbance...there is a word for that I think.

They really didn’t kneed that this early in the season.

“I did it first and better” —Stephen Tullock

No, he’s not. Neither are Sosa or Mc Gwire. I dither on Clemens.