Surprised that Miller was unaffected. A tight end is usually a football star’s greatest weakness.

As opposed to Josh Gordon, who smokes quarters at an impressive rate.

Any coin removed from Peyton Manning’s butt cheeks would look like it had gone through a penny crusher.

As a Bills fan, I’m hoping there’s a world of difference between shitting a quarter back and being a shitty quarterback. I love English.

Coach Ryan! Did you listen to Tyrod’s interview? You gotta hear about his feat

woulda been cooler if he crapped out two dimes and a nickle

Weird, most NFL players wait until after they’re done playing to put little pieces of metal through themselves.

So are you suggesting that his skills won’t pay the Bills?

I’m impressed he ate a quarter. Johnny Manziel has yet to show he can even handle a nickel.

You’re just pissed because your shit ain’t even worth half his.

I think this also happened to Rex Ryan when he was young — he learned from an early age how to get a shitty quarter back.

This is nothing compared to that Bills fan who recently ate some lead in the parking lot.

The first time in quite a while a Bills quarterback successfully passed an entire quarter.

That’s nothing. Todd Marinovich consumed more than one dime bag.

Right after this, the mom and the baby beat a Giants fan in the parking lot. Is the dad John Corbett?

Brent Musburger wants to talk about the mom.

Solid opinion from the man who employs Mark Sanchez and gave Tim Tebow a second shot at the NFL!

“JET FUEL CAN’T MELT A MOTHER’S PRIDE!”

You know how I know that’s a middle aged woman? No periods.

He’s Russian, that’s not domestic violence, that’s affection. There’s a Russian expression: Бьёт — значит любит ... if he beats, that means he loves.