Worst Tunguska event recreation EVER.

*Sees ball flying through the air*

We're talking about Indians fans, so there's no real risk for serious harm here.

They confirmed the head injury when he stated that Chief Wahoo is respectful.

2 in the pink half in the stink.

The Giants need him back ASAP. Unlike the rest of the team, JPP still has enough fingers to count to three.

Somewhere in middle America that special will do great.

Woody, in my opinion, is probably the healthiest of all of you, and this is not a healthy group by any means. But Woody is healthy. Who else?

From Peyton’s clipboard:

Omahahaha!

“I’m getting pretty darn tired of all this injury speculation. It makes me want to spit!”

Clearly we need launch codes, two separate people with keys to the device, and a personal order from the team manager.

God, that’s embarassing. The last thing you want to do is celebrate anyone who works in HR.

So...is this a fireable offense or what?

Damn. People under Royal control marched into Indian territory and ultimately devastated the Indians, and then the Indians had to pay homage to the people who destroyed them? Harsh.

So, he gave everyone fireworks but then immediately wanted to take them back? And he works for the Indians? He’s a guy who works for the Indians and had regret over giving something to someone else?

<watching porn>

Counterpoint: He didn’t blow off a finger and half of his thumb.

After discovering that the accident did not cost him any fingers, the man promptly signed with the Giants.

Who hasn’t wanted to forget they’re in Cleveland before?