Rumor has it, the kid shot up a strip club the following night. Then on Sunday, he punched a woman in the face for asking for an autograph.

It’s a good thing Russell Wilson sent him a whole case of recovery water. It instantly stopped the severe internal brain trauma and caused his forehead to heal like Wolverine. #NanoBubbles

One source said the procedure Pierre-Paul had done Sept. 4 to “close up” his middle finger was still fresh when he met with team doctors on Sept. 7.

Ironically, this mystery will only be solved once we’ve all been stumped by JPP.

How about the Washington Redcoats? Some patriotic play could then be made out of their inevitable defeats.

Gee you mean taking an average corner away from three all pro secondary players may expose him? Who knew?

Philly fans might eat him alive if he gets smoked by Terrance Williams.

Good reenactment of the game

Of course one of the guys involved in a drunken brawl was wearing an Aldon Smith Jersey/May Have been Aldon Smith.

He may be able to walk, but after that beatdown, the poor guy is probably only able to talk like Jim Tomsula.

The man in the Rice jersey reportedly instigated the fight by approaching the Vikings fan and yelling, “Stickum up!”

Adrian Peterson approved.

Praise be to Jesus for making the bad juice stop flowing into my sin mouth. I will make hits for Christ until the October crown blooms on New York’s golden head.

Canadian football fans!

It’s a shame that after all those cool jobs, he’s hit rock bottom and become the 49ers coach.

For the longest time I thought his name was Jim Tom Shula

Something of a break...another break...another break...Time for a break.

The Niners are third and five .... 12 yards out from the honeypot.

This reminds me of when a little kid asks about war or something and you just can’t explain its role in society.