Didn't Barry Sanders and Thurman Thomas run for thousands of yards out of the shotgun? (Full disclosure: I am old.)

He gives every used car salesman and part-time janitor that they, too, can one day be an NFL head coach!

He’s the only way to beat the sack.

The curve isn’t that steep. This article is pure hyperbola.

Sounds like Peterson wants a switch.

Dear World -

I’m glad to hear that Gronk has met someone with the same maturity as him and I wish you total joy and happiness. This just in, Gronk has been arrested for Statutory Rape.

She is gorgeous. I guess all the Pats TEs are ladykillers.

Look at how close they are in that first picture. She’s right on top of him. Maybe the Steelers should sign her.

Another nice catch by Gronk

Belichick already has their sex tape.

He’s probably CHEATING on her already. Get it?

“Baby, you can’t tame this wild horse. This wild horse needs to run fr—holy shit is that a crate of Fruit Roll-Ups?!”

Some day we will have an offense not trying to score while the defense is trying to let them score, and the D line is going pick the RB up and carry him to the end zone

You’ve got to think if Jerry Jones hadn’t skimped on the stadium electronics there'd be a board somewhere clearly indicating how many timeouts each team had.

I did read the post. It’s still dumb. You keep your timeout, and I’ll take my 10 point lead, thank you very much.

Not scoring the touchdown on first down is a stupid person’s idea of what a smart person would do, regardless of the timeout situation.

“Whatever you do, don’t give us an insurmountable 10 point lead.”

“They told me not to score,” running back Rashad Jennings said.

I went to my first bills game today. I am a washington fan. I found out they have a tradition that a local millionaire covers himself in gallons of mustard and ketchup, while three large tailgating lots watch. Like, dumps the shit over his head.