“So would I”

And try to make funnies about curling? I don’t think so.

-1/2 limb

Yes, Deadspin’s done it for years. See their “Better Know an Ump” series.

“I’d never think of doing such a thing”

Isn’t that how they drive too?

“See? It’s not just playing in the NFL that causes those things they call ‘concussions’”

“Make sure you catch a glimpse prior to the end of December. In January, this species is nowhere to be found”.

If someone ever asks if you want any “shit”, tell them you’ll see enough of it watching the Bills play.

They’re also into junk. Or what we non-Buffalonians call, “Bills football”.

“January and the first weekend in February are particularly barren times”

There have been more deaths in the Ralph Wilson stadium parking lot and environs than playoff wins for the Bills in the last 20 years. Even as a coldly unsympathetic, morbid, fatalistic Bills fan, I can’t find a way to joke about that.

Odom initially balked when shown the therapist’s credentials: “I don’t wanna deal with no fuckin’ rapist.”

Cruel, but not unfair.

Not sure why people would choose to get on Murphy over whether or not he tells Cosby jokes. For a profession that pats itself on the back for “bravery” (probably 2nd only to journalists), there are probably many who could’ve, slyly and subversively (you know, the way we’re always told true comedy is), taken shots at…

I’m surprised they don’t just stop selling beer at all. The People’s Republic of Ontario has alcohol laws and rules that would make Queen Victoria herself nod in approval.

+(Labatt’s)50

One of the issues I have with the whole “AaaD” (Addiction as a Disease) business is that such disparate causes, thinks like gambling and drinking, for example, will have the same impact on the brain. If these things were truly “diseases”, shouldn’t they leave distinct imprints on brain activity? I’m not saying some…

Johnny Brown would be cheaper than Red.

“Us too”