In the fans’ defense (of not knowing the rules, not throwing shit), most of the lifelong baseball people in or broadcasting the game didn’t know the rule either.

A great big middle finger to all those “respect the game” bores. For the first time in ages, baseball is interesting to people under 53. Get over it.

“The Blue Jays’ stadium is once again a safe place for babies”

“Maudite!"

Babies have no place at MLB games. Unless they're big, fat babies named Brian McCann.

“Tried that already”

That's terrible. To be playing for the Jaguars, I mean.

“I know how she feels about the dope rumors”

“Hey hey hey....”

“We’ve seen that before”

“I told you fences don’t work”

Better than some of the “surprises” that have occurred in Penn State football facilities.

Fat-ass fell and some ribs. He also spilled the fries and coke he’d ordered on the side.

The Jays can only hope they manage to whiff Odor at some point.

“Give the kid a break. He’s no spring chicken”

You make it sound like beating the Texans is hard.

In this case, the terminology is apt. When your QBs are Mallett and Hoyer, every touchdown is a miracle.

That’s what she (Elizabeth Hasselbeck) said.

-The View producers

It looks like they will get it.